Crushed Velvet & Roses

Meet little Miz Lottie Whakyerbak. While she may look as if butter couldn’t melt in her mouth, be careful not to make her mad as It is rumored that Miz Lottie has a horrible temper. Screeches as loud as a banshee that can be heard two streets over while she’s kicking whoever or whatever is within her reach. Don’t dare turn your back on her or you could find yourself face down on the ground with her jumping up and down on your back – or worse! At the bottom of the staircase with a broken neck…….so I’ve heard.

Terrible accidents have a way of happening to those who do not give her what she wants!